James Bond - The Boxer :)

Short story about a man who is nescience about Hollywood and we called him SWAMI. Now you think why swami because he looks like swami of Munna Bhai MBBS and even similar kind of risible character and as innocence as like Swami.

One beautiful Sunday I was watching MI-3, suddenly Swami came to my room and asked, hey Mahendra which movie you are watching?

 I said MI-3. Swami got confused but didn’t say anything and started watching movie with me. After some time movie title appear in the screen as Mission Impossible- 3, then swami screamed ohh is it Mission Impossible? I saw this movie, but not this part.

Then I asked which one, he said not remembered.

Then swami saw Tom Cruise and asked is he a Jet Plane pilot?

I said no swami he is not. I asked him why you thought like this then swami said because yesterday he saw a movie in which he was a Jet pilotJ.

Then I said no Swami he is not pilot he is an Agent, Agent Ethen Hunt. Again I made him flummox.

Swami next question, very obviously, what is an Agent? Now I have to make him clear about Agent. I thought let him give an example of James Bond and he will understand all the things. But I was wrongL, I told him Swami he is an agent like James Bond.

Then swami replied and his answer made me laughing till my stomach hurt.

He said ohh yes James Bond-The boxer I saw his movie. I thought even he is not aware of James Bond. I stop the movie, clear his all query and tell him to go and buy a pack of James Bond movie and watch it. J How some one so innocently gives this statement about a character that is very much famous in India even in very rural area. But yes it happens with me recently and I can’t forget this moment till James bond exists in reel lifeJ

Rajasthan Royals script a Super Over victory over Knight Riders

CAPE TOWN: It could not have got better than this! A Super Over contest was needed to identify a winner in the thriller between last year's champions Rajasthan Royals and Kolkata Knight Riders at Sahara Park Newlands on Thursday. After a heady contest in Durban where Delhi Daredevils won by nine runs from Chennai Super Kings, it needed a battle like this to keep the adrenalin flowing in the DLF Indian Premier League. The teams tied scores at 150 each in 20 overs and it was the platform on which a rookie paceman Kamran Khan was launched into limelight.The teenager from Azamgarh in Uttar Pradesh first took three for 18 in his four overs to help Rajasthan Royals bowl out Kolkata Knight Riders for 150 despite a gallant 46 by Sourav Ganguly. He then bowled a 16-run over and dismissed Chris Gayle to set the stage for Yusuf Pathan to steal the thunder.One of the heroes of Rajasthan Royals' title run last season, Yusuf Pathan struck Ajatha Mendis for two sixes and a four off the first four balls off the mystery spinner's Super Over to clinch a fantastic win for Rajasthan Royals to bring the tournament alive. Here is a blow by blow account of the Super Over contestKolkata Knight Riders Super Over
Ball one: Chris Gayle takes a single to kick-off the first Super Over in DLF IPL history
Ball two: Knee-high full toss hits Brendon McCullum on the finger, but no no-ball called even as McCullum looked around for a signal
Ball three: Wide off the off-stump and was just outside Gayle's reach. Declared wide
Ball four: Gayle send it over the mid-on fielder for a four
Ball five:Gayle thumps to the mid-wicket boundary
Ball six: Gayle pulls again to mid-wicket region for a four
Ball seven: Graeme Smith dives forward on the point boundary to take a catch to dismiss Gayle Kolkata 15 for one (Gayle 13, McCullum 1 not out)
Rajasthan Royals Super Over
Ball one: Yusuf Pathan slams Ajantha Mendis over the cover region for a massive six.
Ball two: Pathan gets under the ball but mistimes it to the straight field. Angelo Matthews dives but in vain. Two runs taken
Ball three: Pathan smashes the ball way over the mid-wicket for a massive six.
Ball four: Pathan sweeps to the square-leg boundary for the winning runs.
Rajasthan Royals 18 (Pathan 18 not out, Jadeja 0 not out)

IPL Bizarre

IPL started and all portend are fail as all super heroes couldn't justify their name. But don’t worry it is going to be a very long series. One thing which creates a small fear for IPL-II is low scoring matches. As you know defender Champ and Runner up not only lost their opening matches but scores were also very low unlike the last year. Rajasthan Royals disappoint me, I support RR, just not because they lose the match but they lost the match very poorly. Even I was expecting lot more from Shane warne trump card Kamran Khan :(. They didn't play like a defender champ.
Punjab Kings XI bowled out by Duckworth Luis Yorker:)
Last year two most criticized player Rahul Dravid and Kumble got the highest scorer and Highest Wicket Taker Cap.
Lets c what else surprises we all will get in upcoming matches. :)

Scores Till Now-

BRC : 133 / 8 RR : 58 / 10
Bangalore Royal Challengers beat Rajasthan Royals by 75 runs

KXIP : 104 / 7 DD : 58 / 0
Delhi Daredevils won by 10 wickets

KKR : 101 / 10 DC : 104 / 2
Deccan Chargers won by 8 wickets

Match 1 IPL-II MI vs CSK

So it was opening match between last year runner up, Chennai Super King, and Mumbai Indians. CSK won the toss and decided to field first. MI started with Jayasurya and Sachin. First 15 overs were very bored because they are playing like a 50-50 over match. MI should give all credit to Abhishek Nayar who played a superb knock of 35 in just 14 balls and create a base for MI to be in the match. The remaining task is beautifully executed by Zak and company. And finally Sachin and team start the tournament, unlike the last year, with a superb win.

Lets c what will happen in the outre IPL T-20 Season II :)
Mumbai Indians 165/7 (20/20 ov)
Chennai Super Kings 146/7 (20.0/20 ov)

IPL - II

Here it is back , last year sensational T20 tournament IPL. last year i planned that i will watch 2009 IPL in stadium but it is still a dream for me. This time also we can not portend that who is going to win the IPL-II. but it is sure that we are going to get the same frisson from all the IPL Team and pulchritude of Cheerleaders.

Marry Season

I have heard about many seasons but this one is a bit different bcz this is Marry season. Lots of my friends going to be marry in the span of 1 week. On Valentine day pals going to be engaged, marry what a great week. Wishing a Happy Married Life Ahead to all who are going to be marry in a Valentine week. And best of luck to those (including me) who are still single :)

Simple life - " Aaj tak hum koi ladki nahi pata sake :( "

Mentos life - " Aaj tak hume koi ladki nahi pata saki :)) "

Brothers Day

10th Feb would be remember for Brothers Day as Hussey brother made it for Australia and same day Pathan brother do the same for India. What a fabulous T-20 match b/w India and SriLanka. India totally dominating the game throughout the tour. They really hunted the tiger. That’s what we called a champ team. Those who missed the opportunity to watch the Pathan brothers in the field please go and at least watch the highlight. At one point India was out of the match and it was pretty easy for SriLanka to win the match but its not that much easy to defeat World Champ. We have a player like Yusuf Pathan, Yusuf debuted in the Final Match of T20 WC against Pak and hit six on the very first ball, and Irfan Pathan. I think we all enjoy the match till the last ball and will hope the same performance from Team India :)